IF YOUR A FRIGGIN’ FREEGAN..DON’T INVITE ME FOR DINNER!!!

By Yoko Sanchez

Editor’s note: Yoko’s views are HER OWN and do not reflect the views of CHEV Radio.

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Ok, so I’m sitting here watching Oprah, and am disturbed by a guest who is a proud “Freegan”. Dressed in pearls and a recycled blazer, this “Freegan” talked about grocery shopping in peoples trash.
What is a Freegan exactly you ask?

Freeganism is: an anti-consumerism lifestyle whereby people employ alternative living strategies based on “limited participation in the conventional economy and minimal consumption of resources. Freegans embrace community, generosity, social concern, freedom, cooperation, and sharing in opposition to a society based on materialism, moral apathy, competition, conformity, and greed.”[1] The lifestyle involves salvaging discarded, unspoiled food from supermarket dumpsters that have passed their sell by date, but are still edible and nutritious. They salvage the food not because they are poor or homeless, but as a political statement.

Miss “Freegan” talked shamelessly about serving her friends a good meal simply through rummaging peoples garbage. Proudly showing Lisa Ling her banged up fruits and vegetables, and bags of expired coffee that people needlessly threw out. She wasn’t always like this, she said, but as she got older, she realized how much we consume, so she’s trying to save the planet becoming a personal garbage disposal for 5 billion people. GROSS ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say, if you want to make a political statement, do you have to unwittingly involve your friends and family when you invite them over for dinner???!!

I would KILL YOU if I found out…AFTER my dinner at your house that you were a friggin’ Freegan!!!!!! I would puke til I drop- all over you. Burn your house down and sell your children to the Taiwanese sex trade in Scarborough.

You want to make a political statement, than wear it on a shirt like every other douche bag and stop forcing other people to applaud your garbage grabbing ways.

YUK!!!!

Y.S

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